Apropos of nothing,

Because I am procrastinating on facebook rather than doing anything productive, I thought I'd share this  page that makes me laugh everytime I go on it. Does this count as bringing disrepute to the profession? Anyway, this post tickled me so much I thought I'd share it with all of you.


"Night Handover


"Dear night team, 

This 98 yo lady with metastatic breast CA, advanced dementia and LVF admitted with an MI should not be for CPR. Unless she has a shockable rhythm, in which case she should have CPR and shocks. 

Love, Cardiology.

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Dear Cardiology, 

Thanks for that handover. In response, I've shat in your desk drawer. Enjoy.

Kind regards, night team."


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